God Made Dirt...

Have you ever wondered if it's possible to stay cool on a hot muggy day while also conditioning and nourishing your mane?

It's actually quite easy.

First, you start with the wash.

Sometimes there's a wait. But it's important to be patient and wait for your turn.

Any form of water will do.

These ladies prefer good cold hose water.

After a good soak, try to shake off any excess water.

Next, find the nearest patch of dirt.

To guarantee access to this, make sure you run, dig, and waller in the dirt patch every day to assure that it is impossible for grass to ever grow.

Here's where it can become tricky.

It's crucial that every side of your body makes contact with the soft cool dirt.

(This may require some stretching before you begin.)

Now, there are some different techniques that can be used here.

Some prefer the Bat Dog.



Others prefer, the Crazy Cyclone.



Just know that all of this can be very exhausting.



But very, very worth it.


After all, God made dirt and dirt...well...it's a wonderful, joyful thing.